NoMa (Near Northeast)

We shared the news about this hotdog selling sensation on October 24, 2025 at 11:15AM and now there’s a helluva update:

“SHIRT OFF MY BACK, PART II: I write to share that a kind gentleman has, in fact, purchased the shirt off my back for $1000. Lands’ End, dress, French Blue. For artistic integrity and out of respect for his privacy, I took no photos, but perhaps some exist. The SHYSTGEIST is in full swing. Thank you all!”

The dude is seriously already a legend, as one who truly loves RC Cola – here’s his latest note:

“I write here to report that my friend James (left) drove for over 7 hours yesterday, from Johnson City, TN, all the way to the District, simply to relieve our RC Cola situation. I figure 1,992 cans should hold us for awhile.

While fun and laughter are essential to the human spirit, sometimes it’s also important to pause to give situations the dignity and solemnity they deserve. James is an Iraq combat veteran who took time away from his family to help us. James: thank you for your service to this country.”

If you lucky you can catch him at the “Intersection of M St. NE and 1st St. NE” usually around 12-5pm.


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  • The Most Expensive Home of the Week is a 5BR/5.5BA detached all-brick Victorian, built circa 1880 on the historic Evermay Estate, in Georgetown—all for $7M.
  • “Light-filled 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath Victorian rowhome in the heart of the H Street Corridor/Capitol Hill neighborhood, blending classic charm with thoughtful recent updates.”
  • “Welcome to one of DC’s most sought-after neighborhoods and this sun-drenched, two-bedroom, one-bathroom condo. Two balcony entrances with screen doors give the home a warm, airy quality.”
  • Your REO/Bank-Owned Property of the Week is a “three-level rowhouse with tall ceilings” and “an exciting opportunity for a renovator or someone looking to create a distinctive Capitol Hill residence.” Bonus: “rear parking, skylights, and a rear covered porch.”

Bars

“Dear PoPville,

One of my friends is going to be on Jeopardy tomorrow and we wanted to have a watch party in DC at a bar! Do you know if there are any bars that show jeopardy? It feels very DC to already exist hahaha. I think apparently Midlands said they would host! Apparently they’ve hosted quite a few over the years.”

Which other bars regularly show Jeopardy? Which ones would be most fun to watch your friend, hopefully, crush it?!?


Announcement

Olney, MD — September 29, 2026 — Olney Theatre Center, Maryland’s largest regional theatre, produces Boublil and Schönberg’s Les Misérables in the Roberts Mainstage (October 30, 2026 – January 31, 2027) in celebration of the musical’s 40th anniversary. This continues Olney Theatre’s tradition of providing popular musicals with multi-generational appeal to local audiences and visitors over the holiday season. This year, Tony Award-nominated director Stephen Brackett returns to direct the production, having last directed Cinco Paul’s critically acclaimed A.D. 16 at Olney in 2022. Trent Saunders, who garnered critical acclaim for his performance in the Broadway company of Dead Outlaw, stars as Jean Valjean, opposite Kevin S. McAllister, a veteran of multiple Broadway and Olney musicals, who recently directed Ford’s Theater’s heralded production of Come From Away. Christopher Youstra, Olney’s Associate Artistic Director of Music Theatre, again serves as Music Director, and William Carlos Angulo is the choreographer.

Tickets are available to the public from $57 – $118 and can be purchased at olneytheatre.org/lesmiz or by calling the box office at 301-924-3400. 


Post Office

Thanks to Robin for sending:

“Any idea what’s going on with the post office inside Union Station? I feel like I remember it closing due to flooding or something several months ago, but didn’t realize it was still closed until I tried to go recently. I tried again this morning just in case it was a one-day thing, and it’s still closed. (more…)


Event

The DC Fetish Ball – Coming Sun Oct 11th (Indigenous Peoples Weekend): contrary to the connotations of its name, the DC Fetish Ball is a gala event drawing together the full spectrum of various cultures for the underground & alternative scene.

In our current times of upheaval & political theater, we now continue our ongoing tradition to bring a night of respite & opulent desire. So please join us as we bring some of the scene's very best DJ's, fashion, & nationally recognized talent – all accented with an incredible space in one of the city's most lavish venues. As a top tier event for the national stage, we offer an unforgettable time of beauty, intrigue, & sheer possibility. No doubt, THIS is a night you WON'T want to miss! Are YOU ready for The Ball?


Adams Morgan


2503 Champlain Street, NW

Over the summer we broke the news that Call Your Mother would be opening an Adams Morgan location. Opinions were mixed, as always, but overall folks were very excited.

Thanks to Jillian for sending: “Call Your Mother sign going up at Champlain and Columbia in Adams Morgan” (more…)


Crime


via MPD

From MPD:

“The Metropolitan Police Department is asking for the community’s assistance in identifying a suspect who assaulted a woman in Northwest.

On Saturday, November 1, 2025, at approximately 12:25 a.m., the victim and their friends were exiting a train at the Archives-Navy Memorial-Penn Quarter Station in the 700 block of Pennsylvania Avenue, Northwest, when they were approached by a group of individuals who were making fun of their Halloween costumes. One of the individuals approached the victim from behind and struck them multiple times in the back of the head causing them to lose consciousness. (more…)


Adams Morgan


“Vanessa Pius, owner of Garlic Girl Vintage” – 1830 Columbia Road, NW

Ed. Note: Miss Pixie’s closed here on Friday 10/31.

From a press release:

“On Saturday, November 22, Garlic Girl Vintage will host their grand opening. Located in Adams Morgan at 1830 Columbia Rd NW — the site currently occupied by legendary DC institution Miss Pixie’s — Garlic Girl will offer playful kitchenware, whimsical wall art from local artists, colorful glassware, quirky trinkets, vintage costume jewelry, and even live, easy-to-care-for plants. (more…)


Announcement

Alexandria, Virginia – October 1, 2026 – Body Imperium, an Old Town Alexandria strength-training studio, has announced that it is rebranding as Imperium Strength and Longevity, known simply as Imperium.

The new name reflects the studio’s evolution from its Pilates origins into Alexandria’s only strength-training facility powered by ARX® (Adaptive Resistance Exercise) technology. The evolution of the business closely follows founder Victoria Azor’s personal experience building strength and longevity.