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Photo by Shamila N. Chaudhary

hahaha thanks to Shamila for sharing:

“If you preordered and paid for your hard copy of the Mueller Report, it’s ready & waiting for you at Politics and Prose in Chevy Chase D.C.”


But seriously, this sounds bonkers all around.

Brendan reports:

“At around 1pm today, the manager of the Chopt in Union Station assaulted a customer upset that he’d been waiting half an hour for a salad he’d called ahead for that they were late to make. The Manager tried to take his phone, made a mess, and wrestled w/the Customer. The customer was allowed to leave after police were called. The Manager was taken away in Handcuffs.

It was insane. All the guy did was get upset that his salad was late, and say he was gonna write a bad review. Both of which he’s entitled to do. The Manager went nuts on him.”


via Midlands

Joining Duffy’s are:

The Midlands
3333 Georgia Ave NW
10 AM – 1 PM

We’re gonna watch it anyway so we’re opening the bar up!!

Both of our 100″ screens and all our TVs inside and outside by the fire pits will be fired up so grab your breakfast from Call Your Mother, Heat Da Spot or bring your own, sign into our Wifi and come watch Cohen spill all the beans!”

courtesy Logan Tavern

Logan Tavern, located at 1423 P Street NW in Logan Circle, will open early for the Cohen hearing at 10am. In the restaurant’s Red Room, they’ll screen the hearing on their full wall projector and have brunch and drink specials including Devil’s In The Details, made of Four Roses coffee-infused bourbon, pumpkin spice, and cream served hot or iced; Last Supper, Glenlivet 12 Yr on the rocks plus Chicken and Waffles and a Mushroom Omelet.” Read More


1016 H Street, NE

From Duffy’s:

“Please join us for our Cohen Hearing [Michael Cohen, Trump’s former lawyer and more] Watch Party at Duffy’s Irish Pub.

We will have Duffy’s Signature Bloody Mary(s) ready for you on Wed Feb 27th at 10am

We will be open early and have a brunch menu items including our Irish Breakfast Burritos.

We will have 8 large flat screen tvs with stadium surround sound tuned in to the Cohen Show.

Come try our new “Flipper Cocktail” only available for this event.

We look forward to hosting you for this epic event!”


There may not be a tremendous D.C. neighborhood connection, [wait he’s building that massive house in Kalorama, we good!] but boy oh boy is this batshit crazy. Jeff Bezos:

“A few days after hearing about Mr. Pecker’s apoplexy, we were approached, verbally at first, with an offer. They said they had more of my text messages and photos that they would publish if we didn’t stop our investigation.”

From The Hill subsequently reported:

“A reporter at the Washington Post says that an investigator hired by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos believes that text messages leaked to the National Enquirer between Bezos and his girlfriend may have been sent to the magazine by someone in government.”

So predictions please! How do you think this plays out?

Ed. Note: The movie, streaming exclusively on Amazon, obviously, is gonna be so freaking good.


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