What the Helen of Troy is This

WTF

“Dear PoPville,

I need to know EVERYTHING about this. I could barely focus my eyes or camera on what was going on, but this strange vehicle was going west on Rhode Island Ave, NE at the South Dakota intersection a little before 1am (January 1st) blasting about Trump and the Epstein files. It sounded so demonic at first a couple of neighbors came out with me to see what was happening.”

Anyone else hear this? If so what part of town were you in?


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1025 1st St SE #1315
1025 1st St SE #1315

The District is trading open-house signs for sparklers this Fourth of July weekend, and with only 57 open houses on the calendar citywide, the holiday slowdown makes for a low-key chance to tour at your own pace. We’ve rounded up six to get you started. To see the full DC Open House list, click here.

  • 1025 1st St SE #1315 — $625,000 — Navy Yard
    Open Sun. 1-3PM — Andrew Goodman
    “Welcome to Residence #1315 at Velocity Condominiums, a rare corner-unit, true 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom home in the heart of Navy Yard. Perched on the 13th floor, this sought-after residence is bathed in natural light thanks to its corner location and expansive floor-to-ceiling windows on multiple exposures, offering stunning city views and an open, airy feel throughout. The thoughtfully designed split-bedroom floor plan provides exceptional privacy and functionality, making it ideal for guests, roommates, or a dedicated home office.”
  • 1801 Wyoming Ave NW #23 — $639,900 — Kalorama
    Open Sun. 12-2PM — Margaret Babbington
    “Welcome to Residence #23 at 1801 Wyoming Avenue NW, an inviting home nestled in the heart of Washington, DC’s coveted Kalorama neighborhood. Blending timeless character with modern comfort, this beautifully maintained residence offers an exceptional opportunity to enjoy one of the city’s most prestigious and walkable locations.”
  • 3426 24th St SE — $280,000 — Randle Heights
    Open Sun. 11:30AM-1PM — Stephanie Cooper
    “Welcome to 3426 24th St. SE, a standout in this park-filled corner of D.C. This solid, red-brick, semi-detached, single-family home is the perfect entry into home-ownership, a warm welcome into the city, or so much more depending on your needs! At the perfect price, this 2-bedroom, 1-bath home is abundantly roomy at approximately 1,200 square feet. It’s also so very attractive with newer roof, new siding on the addition and its rich wood floors across the main and upper levels. They shine with sunlight streaming in from three sides!”
  • 520 15th St SE — $850,000 — Capitol Hill
    Open Sat. & Sun. 1-3PM — Peter Grimm
    “Declare Your Independence! This One is Hotter than a Firecracker! Indeed, some homes just feel right from the start, and 520 15th Street SE is one of them. Perfectly positioned in one of Capitol Hill’s most convenient and connected locations, this light-filled porch-front delivers an increasingly rare combination: classic character, smart updates, private outdoor space, flexible living, and off-street parking.”
  • 1120 5th St NW — $1,695,000 — Mount Vernon Triangle
    Open Sun. 2-4PM — Kelly Brocki
    “The Brocki Group presents a distinguished 1890 Grand Victorian located in the heart of the Mt. Vernon Triangle Historic Preservation District. This rare 4-bedroom, 3.5-bath residence offers over 3,000 sq. ft. across four finished levels, complemented by three outdoor living spaces—a rooftop deck with city views, an expansive mid-level deck, and a hardscaped back and side yard ideal for parking and outdoor entertaining.”
  • 3554 13th St NW #2 — $1,379,000 — Columbia Heights
    Open Sun. 11:30AM-1:30PM — Tom Buerger
    “In the heart of the Columbia Heights residential area, come to the newer Heights 13 Condo living that lives like an individual house with unbelievable space and style. Three levels of living with 5 bedrooms, 4.5 baths 3 balconies plus a private garage parking space.”

Event

Logan Circle Main Street and U Street Main Street are celebrating World Cup season with a free, family-friendly Carnival celebrating soccer, community, and local business sponsored by Volo. All proceeds support LCMS and USMS programming.

Join us Saturday, July 11, 2026, 1–5 PM at Harrison Park for an afternoon packed with:


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Golf


photo by Phil

ICYMI: December 18, 2025 – National Links Trust could be in trouble

Thanks to B. for passing on the sad update from National Links Trust:

“Dear Friends of National Links Trust,

As supporters of the National Links Trust, our community programming, and our ongoing efforts to rehabilitate DC’s three municipal golf courses, we wanted to update you on recent developments around the National Links Trust stewardship of East Potomac, Langston, and Rock Creek.

We are devastated to report that the Trump administration is officially terminating our 50-year lease with the National Park Service to manage and renovate the three courses. We remain in fundamental disagreement with the administration’s characterization of NLT as being in default under the lease. We have always had a productive and cooperative working relationship with the National Park Service and have worked hand in hand on all aspects of our golf course operations and development projects. The termination is effective immediately. (more…)


metro

REMINDER:

“Holiday service information for New Year’s Eve; Fares free after 8 p.m. on New Year’s Eve

Metro will offer free bus and rail fares from 8 p.m. to 2 a.m. on New Year’s Eve to support safe, responsible travel across the region. Metro will also operate on modified schedules for New Year’s Eve, and New Year’s Day.”

From WMATA:

“Winter construction on the Green Line between Georgia Av-Petworth and U Street will be finished tonight, concluding 13 days of work that started on Dec. 16. Winter work wraps up in time for customers to ring in the new year and celebrate *every other Yellow Line train traveling to Greenbelt which begins at 5 a.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 31. (more…)


Columbia Heights

“Dear PoPville,

I am a Columbia Heights resident writing to highlight some extremely kind strangers in my neighborhood this morning. This AM I was walking two dogs when one slipped out of his harness and proceeded to run away. I left the second dog behind and gave chase. The dog ran for blocks and was approaching Georgia Ave, where I was very sure he was going to be hit by a car, when (more…)