Glover Park

It’s been a while since we played: What the hell was that crazy loud sound last night?

By Prince Of Petworth

As with previous editions the final word remains ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One reader reported: “Secret service came and they think it happened in Georgetown north condominium parking lot but they didn’t find anything even after bringing the dog.”

Just before 1am Maggie and many others reported: “Anyone hear the Glover Park explosion just now?” Because of the vicinity to the Russian embassy there were serious concerns. But nothing was found so the conclusion is that either a transformer blew, there were those crazy loud fireworks in a parking lot nearby or people are losing their damn minds. Since many heard it, I’m going with one of the super loud “fireworks”/M80 etc. All are realistic possibilities but rest assured the revolution has not started (yet.)

We’ll soon all be sun/windburned wearing tinted goggles and driving motorcycles with sidecars desperately in need of dental care, “Whole Foods Market Glover Park Now Open, Featuring Just Walk Out Shopping”

By Prince Of Petworth


photo by Cait DeBaun

The official word from Whole Foods:

“We are excited to announce that the Whole Foods Market store in Washington, D.C.’s Glover Park neighborhood (2323 Wisconsin Ave, NW) is now open. As previously announced, the Glover Park store is the first of two Whole Foods Market stores expected to open this year that feature Amazon’s Just Walk Out technology as an option for customers to skip the register.” (more…)

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