From MPD:

“Members of the ATF/DC Arson and Explosives Task Force, which includes members from MPD, DCFEMS, and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, seek the public’s assistance in identifying a suspect in reference to Arson offenses that occurred on Wednesday, May 13, 2020, in the First and Fifth Districts.

First District:

Assault with Intent to Kill (Arson): (more…)



1358 H Street, NE

Please email your awesomeness to [email protected] and let me know where you found it.

The following awesomeness was sent to us from a Facebook restaurant/industry page:

“I have friends who are looking for a person named Seth who worked at Impala in Aug 2015. (specifically Aug 30th) Seth was their server that day. It was their unlikely first date and they have strong memories of Seth shaping the event.

They are getting married next spring (Pandemic Pending). And would like to extend an invite if he’s interested.

This is silly.
But also serious.
Because life is dumb.
Who knows Seth?
Is Seth here?



Photo from Stephen “Fire on H Street?”

From MPD:

“On 5/13/20 at approximately 12:27 a.m., officers were patrolling H Street NE when an adult male victim flagged them down to report that he was in the 1300 block of H Street NE when an unknown suspect walked by him, doused a shirt with an unknown flammable liquid, lit it and threw it on him. The victim was able to flee the scene without any injury. The suspect is described as a black male, approximately 5’5″ and 150lbs, wearing a tan coat, blue jeans and a black hat.

At approximately 01:11 a.m., police were called to the 900 block of H Street NE for another report of a fire. (more…)



via google maps

From MPD:

“Last night at approximately 2230 hours, members of the Fifth District Crime Suppression Team (CST) were conducting operations in the 1500 block of F Street, NE. Officers observed a group of individuals who they attempted to contact, and one of the group fled on foot at the sight of police. That person was stopped shortly thereafter, and was found to be in possession of Glock 26 .9mm semi-automatic handgun. The firearm was equipped with an extended magazine capable of holding 30 rounds of ammunition, (more…)


From Stable (1324 H Street, NE):

“To aid in guests’ at-home cocktail-making, Stable is now offering their house made liqueurs for carry out and delivery. New spirit selections include Stable’s signature R-Amaro, amaro infused with Switzerland’s famous Ricola, Limoncello, Atlas Röteli, a Swiss cherry liqueur the Stable team unsuccessfully tried to find in the United States and spring-appropriate Strawberry Rhubarb Cordial and Rhubarbcello, a house made rhubarb liqueur.

Offerings are available in 250 ml bottles to be enjoyed neat or on the rocks.

The line-up of liqueurs includes: (more…)



904 H Street, NE via Dio’s Facebook

Kelsey reports: “I saw on Dio’s Wine Bar that someone broke their window with a rock and stole a bunch of wine. Just like many in DC, they are trying to stay afloat and keep employees paid, and this is probably a big hit for them. Thought maybe you could post it in case anyone saw anything, and also a reminder that Dio has been operating as a wine shop, and will continue to do deliveries and pick ups, and has a go fund me going.” (more…)


Thanks to Ryan for sending this head scratcher from last night:

“I’m not even sure how one does this (from the Shell at 14th and Maryland NE) a woman just hit the gas pump head on (11:04pm)”


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