This is either really good news or really bad news depending on your perspective. Thanks to the tipster who emailed me this message, I am forever in your debt. Despite the grammatical errors, can this be for real? Mom, for the love of God, please stop reading. Now, I don’t like to judge but you have to admit $5 does seem like a very reasonable price given all the sex plus free mixed drinks! I have redacted the message a bit in case it is a hoax. Below you can find the message from the Petworth listserve:
“Hello you all,
Someone told me about this “sex party”. I was able to get on their mailing list. Apparently, this Mike Mike person has these parties at a few diffenent places in DC. Is this not against the law? I mean, unprotected sex parties is certainly a public health issue. How do I stop this from happening?
Sincerely,
PARKVIEW.PETWORTH@…
Parkview/Petworth Resident
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Host: Mike Mike
Location: PRIVITE HOME
xxx xxxxxx AVE NW, WASHINGTON, DC
When: Wednesday, June 6, 9:00pm
Phone: xxx-xxx-xxxx
TRINITY ATL PRESENTS
“RAW Fxxx FEST 07” $5 Wednesday
FREAK NASTY Nxxxx ONLY ON SOME RAW Sxxx NEAR THE GEORGIA AVE PETWORTH STATION FREE MIXED DRINKS THIS
JUNE 6 WEDNESDAY
9 PM – 4 AM DOORS CLOSE AT”
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