
You want amenities?!? We got amenities!!
When news is breaking every 15 minutes…
Mail room. SW Waterfront. Bonkers. We are doomed.

You want amenities?!? We got amenities!!
When news is breaking every 15 minutes…
Mail room. SW Waterfront. Bonkers. We are doomed.

There may not be a tremendous D.C. neighborhood connection, [wait he’s building that massive house in Kalorama, we good!] but boy oh boy is this batshit crazy. Jeff Bezos:
“A few days after hearing about Mr. Pecker’s apoplexy, we were approached, verbally at first, with an offer. They said they had more of my text messages and photos that they would publish if we didn’t stop our investigation.”
From The Hill subsequently reported:
“A reporter at the Washington Post says that an investigator hired by Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos believes that text messages leaked to the National Enquirer between Bezos and his girlfriend may have been sent to the magazine by someone in government.”
So predictions please! How do you think this plays out?
Ed. Note: The movie, streaming exclusively on Amazon, obviously, is gonna be so freaking good.

Photo by Emma Keane
Thanks to Emma for sharing:
“Only in DC would someone build a Ruth Bader Ginsburg instead your run-of-the-mill snowman”

14th and T Street, NW
And the annual clearance sale probably contributed a bit too… This was the scene around 9:15am.


hahaha this is too good. Thanks to Morgan for sending from craigslist: Two Libertarian Couches of Vague Historic Significance – $500
Hello!
I am selling two sectional couches of vague historical significance.
They are located on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C.
These couches were previously owned by libertarian icon and presidential candidate Rep. Ron Paul. They sat in his home living room during his time in Congress. (more…)

Well, this is something. Captured by L.A. Kauffman around 8am outside Mitch McConnell’s house:
“What do we do with a drunken justice?” Protesters stage Kavanaugh confirmation kegger outside Mitch McConnell’s home in advance of cloture vote #StopKavanaugh #CANCELKAVANAUGH”
"What do we do with a drunken justice?" Protesters stage Kavanaugh confirmation kegger outside Mitch McConnell's home in advance of cloture vote #StopKavanaugh #CANCELKAVANAUGH pic.twitter.com/Ngd7masOck
— L.A. Kauffman (@LAKauffman) October 5, 2018
There are people drinking PBR from red Solo cups outside Mitch McConnell’s house at this early hour. They are chanting “I like beer.”
— Kasie Hunt (@kasie) October 5, 2018

Thanks to Drew for sending.

“Dear PoPville,
Shot in the dark for the owners of this lost pet:
So I was enjoying a late brunch on the patio of Napoli Pasta Bar Sunday afternoon (great brunch, by the way), lazily watching the Sherman Avenue traffic roll past in the wilting heat, when a black truck turning left on Girard Street catches my eye — and I’ll be damned if there isn’t a long, white ferret dangling out the passenger-side window. The passenger, it seemed, was stone asleep, and the driver apparently unaware of the critter trying to make its escape. The truck makes its turn, disappears up the street, and the next thing I see is a white furry face peeking out from behind the wheel of a parked car — the little guy made his escape. (more…)

Thanks, I think, to Neal for sending:
“Saw this scene the other day when Macron was arriving in DC. Please note the majestic pigeon soaring high above.”
If you spot a hawk or any interesting wildlife around town, lunching or otherwise, and get a good photo please send in an email where you spotted it to [email protected] and I’ll add it to the queue. Hawks around Town is made possible by a generous grant from the Ben and Sylvia Gardner foundation.