Notes from your neighbors: “You are Blocking our Driveway!”
Dude… (more…)
Notes from your neighbor
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Thanks to Mindy for sending from Adams Morgan: (more…)
Thanks to S. for sending: “A positive neighborly note for once! For context, a very large couch unfortunately got stranded on the wrong floor due to freight elevator breakdown.”
“Unable to move because freight elevator is broken. Will move on Monday…”
“If you need a hand text me..my husband and I live down the hall and can help lift!”
Thanks to M. for sending from around 15th and W Street, NW:
“Dear Asshat –
thanks so much for parking with 10 “dead” feet behind you that no one will fit in! Rude AF. Next time I’ll carve this note into your hood with my wedding ring. Try me. XoXo”
Yikes.
“STOP leaving poop bags under my porch.
Camera is recording and I will report you.”
Thanks to M. for sending from Georgetown: “Pretty straight forward. Who’s tossing poop bags anyway?”
Good grief, not cool.
So what would one do with such a recording? (more…)
“I called 311 & I requested your car be towed. Today is street cleaning you ASS!”
Goodness that’s some serious passion about street cleaning…
Thanks to A. for sending from Shaw: “Someone has *feelings* about street cleaning days! 😂”
Oof, thanks to B. for sending from Logan Circle.
“ARE YOU JOKING?!
A stranger gives you an ice pick & shovel out of the kindness of their heart and you A) Do not return it & B) Do not text after a note was left
I have your plate & will be notifying the authorities if you do not respond”
Above from the Palisades:
“I don’t know who you are or where you live. But your GALL in parking in front of my house and abandoning your car for more than a week is RUDE, DISGUSTING, and DESPICABLE. You are thoughtless and have no class.
I with you nothing bu the worst. Karma will get you. You are a lousy piece of CRAP, stupid, and grossly inconsiderate.”
Whew.
And on the flip side:
“Dear PoPville,
When you leave a swath of public space you do NOT have any entitlement to it. You privatized it after somebody left it. No matter the weather circumstances. No matter what message or items you leave behind to claim it. If I could I would destroy each and every one of these self-absorbed parklets, and leave individualized messages about why they suck.
I have never seen DC residents sink so low. DC is NOT Boston or Philly.
Digging your car out entitles you to NOTHING. (more…)