“STOP leaving poop bags under my porch.
Camera is recording and I will report you.”
Thanks to M. for sending from Georgetown: “Pretty straight forward. Who’s tossing poop bags anyway?”
Good grief, not cool.
So what would one do with such a recording?
As your future United States Senator I promise you that should such an infraction be caught on film, there will be a $500 fine and up to 30 days in the clink. Of course with AI and fake video becoming more sophisticated… damn it, gonna need a little more time to think on this. Anyway if you are the poop bag depositer – just stop. What is wrong with you?