“Dear PoPville,
I hung an 8 x 10′ sign in my yard, attachment 1. After a couple of months, received the attachment 2’s letter slipped into our mail slot, no return address. I can’t believe someone in today’s world wouldn’t understand or recognize SimpliSafe doorbell cameras. Can’t wait to see this person again.”
And do read the reply:
“Your sign!
Shows your whiny, bewildered small d*ck energy on full display.
HILARIOUS!!
MAGA!”