wildlife

“I sit here all alone and watch the saucers in the sky”

By Prince Of Petworth

No, don’t feel bad for me. I just googled Flock of Seagulls lyrics and found this one. So why am I quoting Flock of Seagulls lyrics? Besides the fact that I am a fanatical Flock of Seagulls fan, well, I couldn’t help but notice a ton of seagulls on Georgia Avenue this past Sunday. (I wasn’t quick enough with the camera to get a good photo so the one above will have to do.)Why the hell are there Seagulls on Georgia Ave.? I thought seagulls hung out in Atlantic City? Seriously, what is going on here?

Have the Squirrels No Decency?

By Prince Of Petworth

Where is the sanctity of Halloween? You can see this innocent pumpkin was violated by some sort of creature, probably a squirrel no doubt. Who’s the 4D Commander again?

You Are Warned

By Prince Of Petworth

I don’t know if anyone else has noticed but there is a new gang in town. From what I can tell, they are not affiliated with any of the traditional culprits. I am sorry to report that they are becoming more brazen. A neighbor of mine reported one coming right up on his porch, taking a dump, while my neighbor is sitting right there mind you, and then laughing at him. Unfortunately that is not a lone encounter, this gray menace runs in packs. They make a racket and chase each other all over peoples yards and in the streets. I’ve tried calling 311 but they are lightning quick and can vanish in seconds. My advice to you: Don’t look them in the eyes and try to ignore them. Do not confront them under any circumstances. I’ll update you as I find out more…