Today in Great Wifi Network Names

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by Prince Of Petworth June 14, 2016 at 10:02 pm 13 Comments

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Woodley Park. If you notice an awesome wifi name please send a screenshot to [email protected] with the neighborhood you spotted it in. Thanks.

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In Columbia Heights we have an “Ihearyouhavingsex” and “Ihearyouhavingsexguest”, which always makes me laugh.
- anon
  
  That’s great
madmonk28

My neighbor’s used to be called FBI Surveillance Unit 7
JohnH

I may hear the 5’4″ neighbors’ foot stomps, aka walking, but at least I can’t hear that.
Chris

I used to see thisisnotawirelessnetwork in my apartment building.
Anon

After he became the presumptive nominee, a couple variations on Never_Trump popped up in my area.
Jojo

My friends in California named their WiFi “Starbucks Free Wifi” and then made it password protected
- Prince Of Petworth
  
  hahaha that would destroy me!
WhyFi

Our old neighbors used to be “Tyler Perry’s House of Internet,” which always made me smile. Friends of mine use “Pawnee Parks Department” as theirs.

Our current wifi name is “X-Wing @Aliciousness,” for all you Key & Peele fans out there.
Philippe Lecheval

Mine is a string of filthy expletives.
Tsar of Truxton

I use “The Matrix”
Trison

In my building there is both a “Dayman” and a “Nightman” wifi
Deebs

Someone in my last building had “I can hear you having sex” and I changed mine to “it’s with your mom.” Alphabetically listed, next to each other. I got a kick out of it, at least.

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