PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

by Prince Of Petworth April 16, 2013 at 10:05 pm 73 Comments

Photo by PoPville flickr user streetamatic

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirt) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments and I will select a reader pick too.

Ed. Note: I’m out of some t-shirt sizes at the moment but will be making a reorder soon!

  • Hoop skirts and Metro don’t mix.

  • Toilet paper holder dolls spring to life, vow revenge.

    • Anonymous


  • Anonymous

    The Historic Preservation Office has gone too far this time!

    • MiCoBa


  • purpleflyingpiglets

    She promised to pick a dress I’d be able to wear again, for other events.

    • anon

      sure: at DollyWorld.

  • GC

    “This is the very last time I will let mother make a fool out of me”

  • zandunga

    I told you that they don’t dress like this in the South anymore!

  • Anonymous

    Yeah, sure, we’ll be able to wear these dresses again. Being a bridesmaid sucks!

  • Anonymous

    Nobody can tell I have on flip flops, right?

  • Anonymous

    “Well, I do declare…”

    “Shut up and take the picture already, Mom.”

  • Anonymous

    “C’mon, the top of the cake is this way.”

    • Sorry that was me, forgot to sign in.

  • fritz

    Does this dress make my butt look big?

  • And HOW many inches of frosting will be standing in?

  • MG

    Fair Maiden desire Fanta, perchance Fair Maiden crave Fanta? Fair Maiden, do thee desire Fanta, Fanta, Fanta?

    • Winner. IMO.

    • Anonymous


  • mizkal

    Looks like the great, great, great, great, great, great, Grandaughters of the Confederacy Conference is in town!

  • Frenchie311

    Desperate to get back on TV, no matter what, the area’s three leading cupcake bakers met for a fight to the death inside the National Zoo’s Great Cat Exhibit. The winner was promised untold throngs of customers.

  • Now do you agree that she is a bridezilla?

  • Val

    Dammit, I really really need to poo!

  • Florista

    “Do they make cars with hoods big enough for us coffee-filter dolls to sit on anymore?”

  • Mad genius Dr. Romu figured out how to bring cherry blossoms to life…but how could he have known they would be EVIL?

  • Flora, Fauna and Merryweather take a holiday!

  • As long as Cinderella doesn’t make it to the ball, we’re bound to snag a prince!

  • Alex

    It’s Prom Season!

  • Blithe

    HOOPS!!! There it IS!

  • laura

    My mom says I have a Scarlett O’hara syndrome… what’s your excuse?

  • The things I do to land Rhett Butler…

  • Anonymous

    Looking back, Yeni’s quinceañera was a little bit over the top.

  • Shawn

    I knew we should have coordinated outfits for the party.

  • Little Miss Muffet (and her sisters) sat on a tuffet…

    • Anonymous


    • +1

  • Dan G

    But dad, couldn’t we have just worn matching T-shirts like everyone else!?

  • Anon

    NPS Special Forces: Peak Bloom Squandron

  • Anonymous

    Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.

  • Anonymous

    Where IS he?! You said he would be here!

    Be patient, child, and soon Colonel Angus will arrive.

  • blue sky rich

    eeeeek – something’s crawling up my leg!

  • Anonymous

    Apparently she never saw 27 Dresses. We’re definitely pulling a Katherine Heigl on her when we get married.

  • *Worst* thing about this dress is the color. Green would have looked so much better.

  • Anonymous

    and with this, the cupcake fad can finally be put to rest.

  • Anonymous

    “…so are you a good witch or a bad witch?”

  • Mr. Greenline

    Little Bo Peep’s Brides Maids

    • Anonymous


    Three Caucasian females ages 20-25 claiming to be “wicked stepsisters.” Wanted for the theft of 6000 bath scrunchies, 950 yards of lace, and the possible kidnapping of Cinderella R. Johnson of 777 Prince St., Alexandria, VA.
    Please call the Alexandria Police Department Tipline (703-555-0911) with any information you may have.

  • Anonymous

    This is what poodles feel like.

  • KA

    Taking the Peeps contest to a whole new level!

  • Azalea Trail Maids from Mobile, Alabama in preparation for their battle royale with the Cherry Blossom Queen on the National Mall. Winner draws first blood.

  • Anonymous


  • KGB’s attempts to infiltrate southern Society always failed… The fingerless tule gloves just gave the agents away every time.

  • Paco

    Alas, the sheep were able to pool their money together to make bail for Lil Bo Peep, pictured during her release. #OccupyNurseryRhymes

  • Welcome to Straw Berry Shortcake’s family reunion 2013

  • val

    Ugh, I can’t scratch my butt in this damn thing.

  • Sash

    Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like my dress, and f*** you too!

  • Derek

    “so do you think people know were twin’s, with our different color’s and all?”

  • allen

    Why do I always have to be the purple one?!

  • Are y’all using a cake topper? Darlin’, we ARE the cake topper.

  • Michaela

    Oh fiddle-de-dee, I wanna go home to Tara.

  • “Trissy, why do YOU always get to wear the peach dress?”

    “I told you, Sissy, its because I’m the oldest. Now shut up and smile – here come the photographers.”

  • KenyonDweller

    Excuse me, is this the line for the Nordstrom Rack grand opening?

  • Lamonting

    Bridesmaids 2: Bad Sushi’s Revenge

  • A fundamentalist’s nightmare: first it was just two brides, but pretty soon you’re up to three or more as you slide down the slippery rainbow slope!


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