• Who? Who?

  • Who cooks for you?

    • Wise potato chips. Who?

  • Victor

    Isn’t spotting an owl during the day considered bad luck?

    • Anonymous

      If it barfs on you, yes.

      • Oh man, I remember dissecting owl pellets in elementary school. Good fun!

  • Anonymous

    Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

    The world may never know.


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