I was perusing the Craigslist job section for a potential part-time gig when I stumbled upon this gem and wanted to share it with the world (or at least the readers of Popville). The best part is the self-asked and answered Q&A section where the poster talks about pheromones. ENJOY!
Needless to say, I’m still looking because I don’t want to be murdered and become a Lifetime movie. Let me know if anyone needs a weekend dog walker.”
What: Be my wingwoman
When: Weekends and weekday evenings when we’re both available
Where: Arlington VA (and downtown DC if its convenient). PUBLIC places ONLY. NOT at my apartment. NOT anywhere else private.
Why: Because I’m shy and want to meet women who are not shy
Pay: $30 per hour
Thanks to Armando for passing on from Craigslist:
“Are you a beautiful woman who is struggling? Be my wife (Nova)
This is what i am looking for. I am tired of dating and having to do all this work to find Miss right. So we meet a couple of times then we get married. We can even lie to our families. I’m a 28 yr old professional with a very well paying job. I want us to get married have kids and live our lives with rules.
1. you may have a say in how our kids our raised but nothing about us.
2 you will be a stay at home Mom and do womanly chores I.e. cook, clean, sex, etc. You will be given a very nice weekly allowance for shopping for yourself.
3 You must work out I will get gym memberships for the both of us.
4 you must never ask or accuse me of cheating. I promise you I will not bring anything back home from the outside. On the flip side you must never sleep with another man.
5 you must be willing to sign a prenup agreement that my lawyer will write up.
6 if I tell you to do something you do it.
My promises (more…)
Photo by PoPville flickr user Clif Burns
hahaha thanks to a reader for passing on from Craigslist:
“Take my old (never used) bidet (Columbia Heights)
Redid my bathroom which used to have a bidet in it. Plumbers pulled it out and it is currently sitting on my porch. It is in great condition and could be used for:
– Any and all 19th and early 20th century hygiene needs
– Modern installation art
– Venting your frustration at the world by smashing it to pieces, Office Space style
– Constructing an advanced birdbath
It’s yours if you can take it home. It’s solid porcelain so I’ll help you load it into your bidet-carrying machine.”
Sad update: “Someone responded to the CL post and picked it up on Friday!”
Thanks to LM for sending:
“Amazing find in the free section!”
“Have to leave DC for a new job, and really can’t afford to take care of these babies anymore. Would love to give most away before I try with a local pet store. Please be responsible with these great creatures and show them a good life. Downtown Washington, you have to come pick up.
I have 17 in total to give, many have eggs which will be included as well if you want them. I have a stand to hold the tubes too. Offer stands for a week, please call or text show contact info . I’m always up so don’t be shy!”
Update: “Unfortunately, it looks like the posting was taken down. I guess someone claimed the ants!”