Congrats to anon 10:46am (03 Aug.) with:

“The department of internal affairs found it easier than expected to make their case against the officer suspected of moonlighting as a pimp…”

Runner up to tapes with:

“Apparently someone forgot to check the “unmarked” option when ordering the new undercover squad car.”

Honorable mention to Ocoee with:

“Not to be outdone by the council, Cathy Lanier tweets a photo of her new taxpayer funded ride.”

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I don’t often get jealous but I’m already jealous of whoever wins this one…

Tu 8/16
Bob Dylan and His Band
w/ Drive-By Truckers & Leon Russell
Merriweather Post Pavilion · Columbia, MD
6:00 PM Gates
$77.50 Reserved Pavilion ‧ $57.50 Reserved Pavilion ‧ $40 Lawn

As always just let me know why you want to go in the comments and I’ll pick a winner late next week.

Ed. Note: Congrats to Nan for winning the Jason Mraz tickets.



Photo by PoPville flickr user pablo.raw

Congrats to Oh,Oh,O Street with:

“Hail Metro, full of passengers,
peak-of-peak is with thee.
Blessed art thou who stand to the right,
and blessed is the A/C of thy cars, seriously.
Holy Metro, cause of my delays, I pray for the escalators, now and until I move within biking distance of my office.
Amen”

Runner up to Mark from MtP with:

Lucy didn’t realize that “First time riding Metro?” was a rhetorical question.

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The kind folks at the Legg Mason Tennis Classic have been kind enough to give out four VIP tickets to the finals of this year’s tournament on Sun. Aug. 7th. I’ll pick two winner (2 tickets each) on Monday. Just let me know why you want to go in the comments.

Ed. Note: You still have time to enter to win Two Ticket to Jason Mraz and His Super Band w/ Colbie Caillat 9/24 at Merriweather.



Photo by PoPville flickr user Gosia_K

Congrats to PG with:

“Smithers, I’m really enjoying this so called…iced cream”

Runner up to DCRealist with:

“I just love chocolate ice cream, G-d damn it!”

Honorable mention to smc_dc with:

“Pleasant Pops was out of Watermelon Mint, so I guess it’s Kumkwat & Pickle Juice for me…”

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