but alas it is a rather dignified bulldog. Also cool.

Dogs. I’m not sure what breed these are but they kind of freak me out a little bit.

Today, I bring you a herd of elephants. I like these though. They seem to blend in well. And who doesn’t like elephants?

This walkway simply rocks. So let me ask, what types of houses work with walkways like this? I’m guessing my sweet vinyl siding may not work so well with a walkway like this, unfortunately…

These are the funniest objects I’ve seen framing a doorway. Knights! For real, knights. Ah, that is too good. I’d love to have heard that conversation when this decision was made, I imagine it went something like this:

Husband: Honey, you have to trust me on this one.

Wife: You’re kidding right?

Husband: You’re not listening to me. We’ll have two knights and they’ll be in full body armor…

Wife: You’re kidding right?

Husband: And they’ll have swords….

Wife: I thought I knew you!

In fact, I can’t even imagine or make up any more dialog for how that conversation was resolved. So I’ll just stop here.

Look, I can stop putting up wind chimes anytime I want. I just happen to like the soothing sound of chimes crashing into one another on windy evening. So is that so wrong? Alright, I don’t like to judge but isn’t it well known that one is generally not supposed to display more than three wind chimes at a time? Isn’t that in a statute somewhere?

You have a heat lamp on your porch! Are you kidding me? That is awesome! I wonder how much they go for? I guess you could probably get one at Home Depot, yeah? Anyway, this is the first one I have ever seen at a private residence. And it is beautiful in all respects.

Now, this is going to be one well lit porch. I actually made the same mistake in my bathroom I got lights put in above the mirror and on the ceiling. It is ridiculously bright if you turn both on. But I think these porch lights actually look really good.

Speaking of porch lights it really bothers me when people don’t turn on the porch lights. I have a neighbor that has one that turns on automatically whenever anyone walks by and that is the bomb. But, if you don’t have one of those, doesn’t it bother you when people don’t turn on their porch lights? It is a simple move that makes the street feel a whole lot safer when everyone has them on…

So far we’ve seen lions, pinapples, and the Virgin Mary protecting the doorways of many neighborhood homes. Now, we can add snowmen to this list. But do you think they are seasonal? Come Spring do you think the snowmen will rotate out?

I can’t believe these people have this couch on their porch. This is a beauty that would gladly be proudly displayed in my living room. They must have an even sicker couch inside…