Signs of the Times – To the DC Parking Officer edition

Thanks to Andrew for sending from Dupont Circle:

“DC Parking Officer:

Please look at the parking signs.

This is 12 hour motorcycle parking from 7am-10pm.
The AM and PM Rush hour restriction does not apply to this end of the block.
Please also look at the solid white line on the road at this end of the block. This is reserved parking not a traffic lane.
Do not give me a ticket that I end up having to take off work to go the DMV adjudication office and have canceled.
Thank you.”