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“The cops showed up quickly and were obviously flabbergasted.”

by Prince Of Petworth April 19, 2016 at 1:00 pm 12 Comments

2pm Friday

“Dear PoPville,

I have two friends that live in Shaw (declining to give specific address) and figured this story was worth sharing with a clip of the perpetrator included. The two women live across the street from each other, and were both in one of their front yards on Friday 4/18 afternoon. The neighbor was getting ready to leave and walk across the street to go home when she paused because she saw a man walking down the street in front of her house, squat down with his hands in his pants in front of her house, and then proceed to throw his own feces at her front door. She yelled at him, and he yelled back and continued on his way. The cops showed up quickly and were obviously flabbergasted. Video of crap thrower at 0:15 in clip.”

Ed. Note: Whoever is reading this should thank me for not the posting the photo. I’m coming off of a vicious 24 hour food poisoning (I can tell you stories about my day posting yesterday) and looking at the photo gave me the exact same feeling…

  • Huh

    Who tagged this wait for the poopville jokes? I thought i couldn’t laugh hard enough already.

  • 18th Street

    please, please, please result in a “props to the cops” follow-up piece…

  • John

    That’s not how corn hole is played.

  • anonymous

    It was hot as sh!t on the block that day. But seriously dude is walking like he had to go really bad…

    • Anonymous

      He was walking like Cheech in “Up In Smoke”
      “Cheeks stay together! Oooooh come on cheeks! Stay together!”

  • Petworth dude

    The actual photo and video still would have been better.

    Dammit Dan, I wanna see some BROWN!

    • MarkQ

      Yeah, I had prepped myself for something squeamish.. Bu, wow those Nest cam video sure look great. Thought I was watching an indie flick.

  • Philippe Lecheval

    Did you eat at Chipotle yesterday or something?

    • Petworth dude

      No he had BAKED BEANS with HOT SAUCE.

  • stacksp

    So he took a BM in his hand and threw it? Gross

  • 7thStTechGuy

    Maybe this is the dude that is randomly pooping all over shaw. There are piles all over.

    • wdc

      Someone pooped about 5 feet from my back gate in Columbia Heights last week. But he brought his own toilet paper, and is quite fastidious, apparently.

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