
“Dear PoPville,
So I thought I’d get started learning about the candidates for DC Council and my ANC. You know, do a little homework, be an informed voter, yada yadda yadda.
I go the DC Board of Elections website and find this LIST for the at-large seat:

Dear GOD, Twenty-four of them? There ain’t no run-off so you gotta know someone’s going to win with like 100 votes or something.
This is R.I.D.I.C.U.L.O.U.S.!!”