Photo by Mr.TinDC

Thanks to Chelsey for sharing the good news, I think:

“Dear Fellow Former Midwesterners in DC,
TARGET HAS CHEESE CURDS!
I REPEAT. TARGET HAS CHEESE CURDS!
Sincerely,
Very Happy Human”


“Dear PoPville,

One might think this was just a run-of-the-mill discarded-in-June Christmas tree.

However, because the discarder is my neighbor, I know that this Christmas tree had previously been sitting in the neighbor’s fenced back patio not since Christmas 2019, but since Christmas 2018.

Last Christmas Tree in Town is brought to you by the Friends of the White Whale Society!


Thanks to Brian for sharing with us:

“PSA: STAY HOME. People were out and about Washington, DC for the cherry blossom festival despite warnings to stay home to stop the spread of COVID-19. So I decided I would drive around with giant speakers on the roof of my car to tell people to create a public service announcement to stay home, stay safe, and practice social distancing during the coronavirus pandemic.”

Helps explain the decision to involve The Guard a bit more.


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