“When I reported this to MPD, they said there had been a “pattern” of such incidents lately.”

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“Dear PoPville,

I’m sharing a public safety announcement for readers. Yesterday at 10.20am I was walking to work when a man on a bike sped past me and groped my butt. The incident happened at the intersection of 18th St NW and I St NW.

Suspect is a white male in a red shirt. When I reported this to MPD, they said there had been a “pattern” of such incidents lately. Admittedly I shouldn’t have been tapping on my phone while I was walking, but man there are sickos out there, I found out a woman was nearly raped around the same place last month.”