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“Statement from Chicken Bacon Ranch Guy”

From an email:

“Remarks by Chicken Bacon Ranch Guy on the menu update at Wiseguy Pizza
Washington, DC
1:45 p.m. EDT

This afternoon, my office was informed that Chicken Bacon Ranch is now available as one of Wiseguy Pizza’s specialty pies. This is a long overdue vindication.

For nearly eight years,

I’ve advocated that all three ingredients belong on the pizza and that the bacon should not be left aside. This is a victory for customers at each of Wiseguy’s five locations and the larger Washington metropolitan area.

Today’s announcement brings closure to a saga that once divided us. I thank all who have stood by me over the years.”