“Dear PoPville,
Shoutout to the dude who took it upon himself to bring two giant speakers to Kalorama park and play jazz music at volume 100 despite the objections of multiple park-goers. When I went up to him, twice, to ask him to be respectful of everyone else in the park who is just trying to enjoy a nice evening, he responded
“you’ve given me a lot to think about” and then continued to play his music on full blast.
Dear Reader, don’t do this. Don’t be an asshole.”