“Dear PoPville,
I was assaulted by the same lady who assaulted some people with shears in front of Suns Cinema last November. She saw me walking my dog late at night at 11:07 on 3/7/24 in front of Marx Cafe and Il Supremo sort of between the two restaurants and threw a chair hitting both me and my dog. I yelled, and she ran off.
The police did not even show up to take my report.”