“Dear PoPville,
I’m having trouble with our neighbor who has taken the liberty to block a spot off of public street parking so he can easily move in and out of his driveway (located to the right of the sign). After several neighbors have had to move it out of the way to parallel park and moving it to the sidewalk (because how in the world is anyone suppose to get in and out of that spot with it in the way), he has now proceeded to dump all of this to block the entire spot!
I know this is petty but when you work long hours and get home and aren’t able to find street parking but you see this……. it’s enough to make you wanna burn and throw it all into the Potomac. Is this something I can call 311 about? Recommendations welcomed!”