“Dear PoPville,
To the neighbor who left their fake Christmas tree on the curbside on our street…There’s a reason why yours is the only tree that didn’t get picked up!
I reported it to DC through online 311 but people should know better. Ha! Please help spread the word to other people who chuck their fake trees and expect them to be picked up.”
Ed. Note: Why are people chucking fake trees anyway, I thought the whole beauty was that you could reuse them every year?