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  • Miac

    I have an earie feeling that something is just not right here.

  • Blithe

    Weeks after Julie surprised him in the garden with her “rabbit”, Trent decided that becoming a committed “furry” was the way to go. Still, he worried that his new hobbies might be taking him to deeper –and darker– places than he was really ready to handle…

  • Hello goodbye

    You have the biggest scoop since Woodward & Bernstein? I’m all ears.

  • Erika

    George, you’ve been staring at your pawn for five minutes already. I don’t have all day for you to make your move. Hop to it!

  • caballero

    Robert, you know that the things we do together, when we’re alone…..well, we don’t need to worry about what happens to the rabbit. Trust me.

  • Sue

    Easter’s over, you know.

  • I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.

  • Mike

    “Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”

    • Anonymous

      +1

  • Mr. Television

    Thank you Easter Bunny! Bock! Bock!

  • Shawn

    Does this make my butt look big?

  • anon

    “don’t move, I think I hear something”

  • Sue too

    “I thought you celebrated Hanukkah.”

    “I do, but the menorah looked silly on my head.”

  • Emily Rickman

    Dude, The Cadbury bunny auditions ended weeks ago.

  • Nick

    I don’t always dress like a fool, but when I do…I prefer to dress like the Easter bunny.

  • julesonprinceton

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed Easter bunny hater. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

  • Anonymous

    Hey, how’s my hair look.

  • Fosse

    In an effort to re-vamp their image, the NSA has rolled out a softer, friendlier way to listen in on ‘public chatter.’

  • Ron

    A new hare-do?

  • andy2

    Just go ahead and try to bite my head off to see if I’m solid or hollow.

  • StatingTheObvious

    Look, my eyes may be closed, but my ears are wide open.

  • Walter hoped that his elaborate headwear would distract Yuri enough that he could pull off the daring Alekhine defense.

  • fuzzyP

    “Where do you stand on the Easter bunny?”
    “You must be from Oregon…”

  • Sara

    Some people haven’t gotten over Easter and 4/20 falling on the same day.

  • After enduring bone chilling winter weather and scorching hot summers, having hipsters and tourists alike take silly pictures sitting on his lap, and being shat upon by a countless number of pigeons, Mr. Harrison thought it could get no worse. Sadly, that was not the case.

  • PG

    As soon as the artist can find a fake arrow to put on the head, the official Steve Martin statue will be complete.

  • They can take our chess game…. but they will never take….. our FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

  • BeverlyS

    “I was worried Stan, that your heart had turned to stone. I’m glad to see you still have a sense of humor. By the way, you look ridiculous.”

  • dcreal

    Gurlllllllllllll….How do these look on me?

  • Joey

    How you doin?

  • LP

    Did someone give me rabbit ears in the photo?

    • Anon

      +1 because this is the joke I was going to use.

  • TG

    Player 1 – “What’s with the disguise?”

    Player 2 – “Didn’t you hear, they ripped our buddy from Haynes point right out of the ground and moved him to PG County. We could be next if we’re not careful.”

  • mwmp

    Brad is REALLY into casual Friday.

  • KSB

    So then I say to the little girl, “Oh yeah? Well I got your nose.” And she calls my bluff so I’m stuck wearing the ears.

  • Roger

    Don’t move. There’s something on your head.

  • gives “giving bunny ears” a whole new meaning

  • SilentStan

    Sorry hunny, the reason I don’t make noise when we make love is because I have cotton balls.

  • RealityCheckDC

    In a shift from traditional sculpture, the statue utilizes artistic license to effectively capture the lengths to which Bobby Fisher went to get into Gary Kasparov’s head during their high-profile 1975 chess match.

  • calvinandhobos

    Gordon had done a lot of stupid things in his life when getting high, but this Easter he took getting stoned to an entirely new level.

  • G

    Coffee Meets Bagel didn’t work out so he’s trying a new dating approach: Rabbit Meets Carrot.

  • saf

    Frank?

  • saf

    Harvey was a big ELO fan.

  • “Never wear bunny ears before Easter.”

  • mphs

    As soon as this neighborhood gets FIOS, I’m totally ditching the rabbit ears.

  • Anonymous

    Fred, it’s like this. You try and hide it all your life but then you see a naked rabbit in the shower or the locker room, and you just know….

  • Becks

    In an attempt to roll out the new, citywide, free wireless internet, bunny ears have been installed across the city.

  • Tim

    -“A Metrobus travels about 8,260 miles between breakdowns. Didn’t know that, did you?”
    -“Can’t we just talk about shoes?”

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