PoPville Photo Archives Caption Contest

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by Prince Of Petworth December 17, 2013 at 10:05 pm 51 Comments

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Photo by PoPville flickr user elleno1975

Your captions in the comments and winners (free PoP t-shirts) picked Friday. If you find a caption particularly funny be sure to let me know in the comments so I can select a reader pick too.

Jake

“Look at that, Apu. It’s not every day you see a horse with two rear ends!”
- Anonymous
  
  Abu, but I like where your head is at.
caballero

Son, it’s time that I tell you about a man named Albert Hofmann.
- anon
  
  +1
gotryit

PoPville’s first ever double-horse’s ass award.
- textdoc
  
  I like this one.
  - MP
    
    Me too!
Steve

DC police get creative in their efforts to block the bike lanes.
czw

“Four legs good, two wheels bad!”
- Chops
  
  +1
Anonymous

does this cop make my ass look big?
or
can we just talk about horseshoes?
GoPetworthGo

“What? You thought we’d use the road? NAY!”
GoPetworthGo

Side note: can anyone tell me how to make the colors on photos pop like that? I’ve seen this before but can never figure it out!
- anon
  
  looks like the cartoon setting on the galaxy phone
- Anonymous
  
  First you need to obtain your DC Realtors license. Then, for some reason, these will be the only type of photos you can take.
  - Anonymous
    
    Actual LOL!
  - Anonymous
    
    +1
- dsb
  
  It’s called HDR (High-dynamic-range imaging). When used delicately, it can help an image bring out bland areas of an image – this happens about 1% of the time and the rest look like rainbow sprinkle vomit.
overonhst

“…and this, son, is what happens when you play with Photoshop.”
amber

Horses and cyclists should stop for pedestrians, and cyclists (& foxes) should avoid steaming manure…in addition to bad drivers, pot holes and all other DC hazards.
Ron

15th&LSD
Noah

Give me and H!
….
Give me a D!
….
Give me an R!
….
What’s that spell? FILTER!
- Anonymous
  
  hahaha
PG

Seen on a bumper sticker: “My other bike is a horse.”
DCChillyman

Needing fertilizer for thier garden, the cyclists wait anxiously with a hello kitty bag in hand.
- wylie coyote
  
  +1
Sophie

Sally realized that Santa had duped her and it WAS possible to get a pony even if you lived in the city. This year’s letter was going to have some strong words for him on just giving her a bike instead…
DSB

Not even HDR can make a horse’s ass look good.
- justsayin
  
  This one!
katielu

If that’s a bike, I’ll be a horse’s ass.
G. Willikers

Baby’s first acid trip.
CAS

DC’s growing, grassroots campaign for a “horse lane” is getting stronger by the day.
russellupton

“I hate Instagram.” “I hate being ridden.” “Shut up Nessie.”
Chris

“Yeah, this should work. Can you see Carl on the other side? Is he ready? Hand me my lance and shield. Let the 15th street jousting tourney begin!”
Roger

“Hey! No horsing around on the bike lanes!”
chln

The newest nomination for the Horse’s Ass Award!
LittleMillet

Keeping watch over the NEIGHborhood!
andy2

Quit your equining, we’ll ride in the bike lane if we want to
A

“Those kids with their bikes think they are so hip, my horse is so much less mainstream.”
TG

Not a caption but I absolutely love the color of this photo. Was it enhanced in any way?
- TG
  
  I see the answer is above.
Lance

Pot holes, parked cars, delivery trucks and now horse shit. Bill and his family had finally had enough of trying to do the right thing for the environment.
Wendel

When green commutes meet brown piles.
Bossfan77

Michael tries to explain to Son about the days they could go plumbing without all these horses in the road!
thomashailu

REUNITED, AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!!! (Peaches and Herb playing in the background)
Anonymous

Bigger horse’s ass:

A) light horse
B) Dark horse
C) Wrong way biker with cavalier attitude toward child safety
D) Who cares, what’s the filter?
Richard

Yup, that’s Jim and Joe, the Brokeback officers
Anon-E-Mouse

Gives new meaning to the term “double wide”
hispanicandproud

Michael and Son do a slow drive-by in anticipation that the horses cause some major gutter clogging.
Veronika

Old school bikes don’t count… stay in your lane!
ratticusfinch

HHOV Lane.

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