• zandunga

    Mom insists that we spend more time outside instead of watching TV.

  • pete

    Todd wondered whether he had taken his open concept floor plan too far.

  • takomaMeg

    Juno MacGuff: Wow your shorts are like especially gold today.
    Paulie Bleeker: My mom uses color safe bleach.
    Juno MacGuff: Go Carol.

  • It’s a guy thing.

  • Stephanie

    Now can we be called hipsters?

  • Anonymous

    Give me the remote.

  • Oops… wasn’t signed in.

  • I finally found a place with affordable rent, and I have never seen a better resolution picture from my couch in my life.

  • Dan

    I can’t believe we pay $900 a month for this.

  • Ruth

    Sofa so good.

  • Ruth

    Curb appeal.

  • Greg

    Damn you Kyle, you said a hipster yard sale would be fun!

  • AmDcer

    According to NextBus it will be here in 7 minutes…

  • twee

    first date

  • Portlandia is causing people to try too hard.

  • Honora Price

    Dude, where’s our house?

  • 5 minutes earlier on their way to class: ‘HOLY CRAP! That’s an awesome couch, exactly what we need back at the house. Woo hoo!!!’

    Now… ‘I feel like we are wasting our lives.’ ‘When is Chris getting here with the truck?’

  • Hipster

    “Hipsters only bus stop!”

  • Anonymous

    You ever seen Freaks and Geeks?

  • Wed. Morning Rental Option – Logan Circle. Listing says “Beautiful 1BR groundfloor apt, very public, includes all utils (from overhead streetlights), lots of sunshine, sprinkler style shower tub, lots of open green space, private entrance, easy access to street parking, walking distance public transportation. AVAIL 3/16. Walls not included.”

    • This 1 bed is going for $1,150/Mo

  • MtP Gal

    You kids get off my lawn!

  • RescueDownDog

    Are you sure this is where the Occupy DC was supposed to be?

  • huh huh

    Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, this video kicks ass. There’s this talking snake, and a naked chick, and then this dude puts a leaf on his schlong.
    Butt-head: Cool.

  • Mom’s Craigslist Post:

    FREE couch, end table, lamp, and two irritating teenage boys. Already on the curb ready for pickup and in pretty good condition. On T st between 14th and 15th.

    • Anonymous

      This one!

    • anon


    • elizabeth

      Readers Choice, far and away

    • lmbooooooo!!

  • Northwest’s all-white version of “The Wire”.

  • dcd

    Post-Olympics, Michael Phelps has fallen on hard times.

  • Still Life – Tenleytown

  • Dan

    We should have just paid the cable bill

  • We’re not going to save this space for your car2go all day, hurry up.

  • th

    Jim was beginning to suspect that his “audition” for the new Zooey Deschanel Rom-Com was actually a cleverly-planned eviction.

  • wdc

    Sofa King Hipster

  • PG

    My roommate and I are 29 years old, have known each other since freshman year of college, and can basically describe each others’ taints with our eyes closed. Despite our age and our ability to harness wherewithal to accomplish adult-like goals, we are still very immature. We have lived in the same 3-bedroom row house in Mt. Vernon Square for the past 7 years. Throughout these 7 years we’ve been the constant, while the third room has experienced a myriad of spectacular bros over the ages…

  • Seriously dude, where’s my car? This is getting old…

  • TC

    These open floor plans are getting out of hand.

  • anon

    Maybe your parent’s basement wasn’t that bad after all.

  • Hungry

    Millennials finally move out.

    Reach new lows.

  • G. Willikers

    This isn’t as funny as it looked in “Everything Must Go”.

  • Anonymous

    You can take the boy out of the frat . . . .

  • the dude

    A rug would really tie this room together.

  • emh

    When you said we could pick up chicks without leaving the living room couch, this isn’t really what I had in mind…

  • Jon G

    It took 4 hours before Donovan and Emmett realized the 42 to Metro Center wasn’t coming

  • Da da da.

  • Alex

    I see Ikea’s new Spring line is out

  • CURB ALERT. Mid-century modern sofa, end table, lamp and two teenage boys. Must take all.

  • Gigitty

    Due to Metro’s budget restraints, new bus stops will re-purpose old office furniture.

  • The lengths that some people will go to for free wifi.

  • DaveD

    WMATA: Pilot program deployed today in Logan Circle. The new, more comfortable bus stop, complete with a reading light for those late night waits.

  • Anonymous

    I still can’t believe Dad was serious . . .

  • witness the aftermath of my romantic valentine’s day proposal fail. oh no, here comes the acoustic guitarist.

  • The lengths I go to get a decent signal from at&t in this city…

  • The filming of “Joe and Steve’s Mundane Adventure,” was off to a REAL slow start.

  • Seriously dude… just look uninterested and the chicks will flock to us.

  • Ashton Wingate

    Lika a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

  • Did the site say “airbnb” or “open air b ‘n b” ???

  • bigthursday19

    Is this the slug line?

  • Anonymous

    out here, “party time, excellent” doesn’t have the same ring to it

  • Sara

    Dude, I think you need to look-up what “English Basement” actually means.

  • This is all your fault.

  • Justin

    Good Deal or Not? The Lots of Light Edition.

  • anon

    Based on the weather.com forecast,I think we should have lived under his rules.

  • jss

    Waiting for Godork


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