Last week we learned that Funxion would be under new management and reopen for Phase Two at 1309 F St, NW. An alert reader sends word of how significant the change will be – from a Craigslist listing:
“Multi Million Dollar Restaurant Closing – Selling Everything this week – $1 (Metro Center Washington DC)
We are unfortunately closing our restaurant and everything in is now for sale this week…
Refrigerators
Freezers
Ovens
Smallware
Pots
Pans
Knives
Containers
Blenders
Microwaves
Sinks
Toilets
Automatic Toilet Paper Dispensers
and on and on
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NoMa in Bloom
NoMa in Bloom Festival returns to Alethia Tanner Park on Saturday, April 1st, from 11 a.m.-3 p.m.! The free National Cherry Blossom official event includes free kite kits for kite-making and flying, live music from DJ Mathia Broohm, an artisan market curated
Women Brewers & Distillers Tasting at metrobar
Join us for a celebration of beer and spirits from these amazing local women! Tickets are $25 and get you tasting pours of many of their beers and spirits, plus learn about these local libations from the women who create