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Apparently Funxion Phase Two must overcome a Complete Liquidation of Current Space

by Prince Of Petworth November 14, 2011 at 1:30 pm 6 Comments

Last week we learned that Funxion would be under new management and reopen for Phase Two at 1309 F St, NW. An alert reader sends word of how significant the change will be – from a Craigslist listing:

“Multi Million Dollar Restaurant Closing – Selling Everything this week – $1 (Metro Center Washington DC)

We are unfortunately closing our restaurant and everything in is now for sale this week…

Refrigerators
Freezers
Ovens
Smallware
Pots
Pans
Knives
Containers
Blenders
Microwaves
Sinks
Toilets
Automatic Toilet Paper Dispensers
and on and on
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