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by Prince Of Petworth October 12, 2010 at 10:05 pm 37 Comments

Photo by PoPville flickr user Blinkofanaye

Thanks to Binkofanaye for uploading this great shot from the 2010 DC Red Dress Runners at Freedom Plaza. Your captions in the comments and winner picked Friday.

Rene

Cinderella’s walk of shame.
Kate

“If Jim shows up in the same outfit again this year, I’m de-friending him.”
JTV

I can’t believe I overslept.
Anonymous

news briefs? nope. commando
mel

Bridesmaid’s checklist:
ugly dress, check;
serve bride’s needs, check;
bikini wax, check, check and looking to score, baby.
BMS

I hope this is the worst of my motorcycle crew initiation hazing…
Anon

…and seeing his Knight in Shining Armor in the arms of an actual WOMAN, Bob fled the Renaissance Faire in tears.
andy

Reason #1142 not to get that tattoo you’ve been thinking about.
JRoseC

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride!
- michael k. wilkinson
  
  Always the bridesmaid, never the groom.
_joecrawford

I think I dressed for the wrong Tea Party!
Smoove T

No one escapes the Spanish Inquisition!!!
TG

Serena Williams showing off her new line of Aneras formal wear.
Herb

Someone needs to learn you don’t wear white shoes after Labor Day!
- Chris on Seaton
  
  “But fashion has changed!” :)
pablo.raw

I have to win the high heel race this year, I have to!
Fellow Petworthian

Now was is 12 noon or 12 midnight I was going to turn in to a pumpkin?
Robin

I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date!
WDC

I’m regretting the decision not to go with the RED doo-rag.
briefly

Ooh ooh! The Chancellors job is open! The Chancellors job is open!
kevin DC

My fairy Godmother has really been slacking lately.
KBP

Wish the saleslady had warned me that Spanx start to chafe after a few hours!
Jim Ed

But all the blogs said red gowns were the new skinny jeans!
pop-up owner

It’s on! Time for a tea party bitch slap.
Anonymous

One more reason not to watch “The Real Housewives of DC”
- Hokie in the Hood
  
  They don’t call DC “The Ugly Hollywood” for nothing
ZHeights

Happy now, Paladino?
Kamantha

Where’s my glass slipper?!
Dennis

Nothing a pair of beer goggles can’t fix.
Ragged Dog

The tooth fairy generally travels at night.
Andy(2)

Stevie Nicks called, she wants her dress back.
MJ

And next up on the catwalk: Betsy Johnson’s Spring line of Harley Wear. With the new breathe-easy design, you’ll be saying “Sionara!” to jock itch forever.
Anonymous

i guess this wasnt a good caption contest picture after all.
mphs

Michele Salahi looks a lot more intimidating without her hair extensions.
gardyloo

The Empress Dowager of Petworth.
Pete

“Curiouser and curiouser.” -Alice
Chubby Turbo

I can’t believe I have to wear this effin’ doo-rag.

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