Are you so over Valentine’s Day? Is your one true love named either Ben or Jerry and found in the freezer aisle? Was the best part of your February eating discount grocery store chocolate and drinking wine in your sweatpants? Then you need to check in to the Heartbreak Hotel! Hang out with vengeful vixens, woebegone women, scorned sirens, sad Gurls, and some scrumptiously single ladies. You don’t want to miss our revue of unrequited love, bittersweet goodbyes, and delicious revenge on everyone who ever broke our hearts. Doors open at 9pm, and the show starts at 9:30!