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Congrats to mischa with:

“The first meeting of the Donkey Kong war reenactors, patiently wait for the other side to arrive.”

Runner up to caballero with:

“Hey, is the sun out yet?”
“I don’t know. Frank, is the sun out yet?”
“Lemme check. Hey Tony, you see the sun yet?”
“Not yet man. Let me ask Billy up above.”
“They say it’s almost out. It’s cold up here. I wish it would hurry up.”
“Come on, sun.”

Honorable mention to hungrover with:

“In this game of Jenga, no one wins.”

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Thanks to 6th & I for giving away 2 tickets to someone in PoPville.

“On Thursday, February 23, Sixth & I is hosting William Fitzsimmons with special guest Denison Witmer. Since 2005, Fitzsimmons has created three full-length albums of rich folk music, ranging from the stark and acoustic to the voluminous and electronic. Now on the heels of the release of his most recent album, Gold in the Shadow, Fitzsimmons will deliver an unforgettable night of acoustic music.”

To enter just let me know in the comments. Sixth & I Historic Synagogue is located at 600 I Street, NW.



Photo of ‘MPD Mounty – Benning Rd NE” by PoPville flickr user tomwelch20011

Congrats to Noah with:

♫ My buddy, my buddy, my BUUUDY and me! ♫

New from HASBRO™

Runner up to Murdoch with:

“[to cop] Well F-U and the horse you rode in on … Oh wait, she’s right there.

[to horse] Look, really sorry there. It’s just something people say. I can be a real jackass. Can I buy you a drink sometime?”

Honorable mention to anonymous with:

“As he tried to deal with his mid-life crisis, Office Dave considered getting a sports model.”

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Photo of the No Pants Ride by PoPville flickr user Blinkofanaye

Congrats to M4 with:

“If you see something, say some– nah, screw it.”

Runner up to Fanny with:

Area man owns his confidence as soon as he realizes he’s one day early for the annual ‘No Pants Metro Ride’.

Honorable mention to James with:

“Keys? Check. Wallet? Check. Hairnet? Check. All set, off to work!”

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Photo by PoPville flickr user pablo.raw

Congrats to Santonio with:

“The first rally of the Bean Baggers political movement did not go as well as planned.”

Runner up to Kate1228 with:

“Narcoleptic thief… I’ll get the n…. zzzzzzzzzzz.”

Honorable mention to Kailey with:

“Nothing disinterests the millennials more than classic American-made outerwear.”

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I’m psyched to start the first ticket giveaway of the year for Comedian JB Smoove. I’m a big Curb Your Enthusiasm fan. The show is on Sat. Jan. 14th at 9:30 Club. If you don’t win, you can also purchase tickets here.

To enter just comment why you’d like to go and it won’t hurt your chances :) if you ‘like’ princeofpetworth on Facebook. I’ll pick the winner Monday.


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