Photo of ‘MPD Mounty – Benning Rd NE” by PoPville flickr user tomwelch20011
Congrats to Noah with:
♫ My buddy, my buddy, my BUUUDY and me! ♫
New from HASBRO™
Runner up to Murdoch with:
“[to cop] Well F-U and the horse you rode in on … Oh wait, she’s right there.
[to horse] Look, really sorry there. It’s just something people say. I can be a real jackass. Can I buy you a drink sometime?”
Honorable mention to anonymous with:
“As he tried to deal with his mid-life crisis, Office Dave considered getting a sports model.”
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