Washington, DC

Photo of ‘MPD Mounty – Benning Rd NE” by PoPville flickr user tomwelch20011

Congrats to Noah with:

♫ My buddy, my buddy, my BUUUDY and me! ♫

New from HASBRO™

Runner up to Murdoch with:

“[to cop] Well F-U and the horse you rode in on … Oh wait, she’s right there.

[to horse] Look, really sorry there. It’s just something people say. I can be a real jackass. Can I buy you a drink sometime?”

Honorable mention to anonymous with:

“As he tried to deal with his mid-life crisis, Office Dave considered getting a sports model.”

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