Bars

Holy Smokes, Ivy and Coney is Turning 10!! Party Sunday, with lots of Malort, obviously (God help us)

From our good, old, friends from Ivy and Coney (1537 7th Street, NW):

“Hey there sports fans! Ivy and Coney is turning 10, and to celebrate a decade of debauchery we are serving up the unique combination of enthusiasm and regret that has made us who we are for the past decade. We couldn’t be more grateful to have made it this far, and we wouldn’t be here without everyone who has supported us over the years. Hope to see you at the bar this Sunday and for years to come! Because blood is thicker than water, but nothing is thicker than thick malort.

Anniversary Specials:

$5 Malort Shooters from our master mixologists
-Pierce’s Hog Nog – Tastes like Christmas in July in Hell (aka Ohio)
-Graeson’s Boston Cooler, but Put Some Booze in It – The ’87 Eastern Conference Finals if Larry Bird was made of vanilla ice cream
-Greg’s Gardiniera-Era – Imagine the Bear Season 1 Episode 7 as a beverage

Free Faygo Sundae Bar
Because red pop isn’t sweet enough on its own and everything tastes better when eaten from a novelty baseball helmet”