Thanks to A. for sending from Mount Pleasant: “The crash has been visible for a few days. The ticket and wheels are new today.”
Update from the owner:
“The wheels weren’t stolen. After being totaled in the crash that ended this police chase last Friday night, I pulled some parts and the wheels off the car in preparation for its eventual trip to the scrap yard. I haven’t checked yet today, but as of yesterday there’s two tickets on it for parking the wrong way—even though the crash mostly broke one of the wheels off the car and it couldn’t be moved even if I wanted to.”