Thanks to Robert (and J.) for sharing: “Helluva way to wake up at 11th and Monroe NW (right in front of The Coupe).”
It had been 4 days since our last stolen wheels report(s). You can see some MPD suggestions on ways to prevent a Helluva Way to Wake Up here. Others victims have recommended Rimgard. You can read a Witness Describing a Wheel Theft here.