Thanks to a reader for sending this bonkers find:
“My husband and I could *not* figure out why someone would want this, but it has to be for malevolent reasons, no?”
From Craigslist:
“Positive Pregnancy Test – $30
Real, positive pregnancy test. I don’t care what you do with it. Choose digital or old-school. Will exchange test for payment at a provided location in Old Town upon request. Will mail test for an additional $5 upon venmo transfer receipt. *Freshly pregnant, the old-school test will most likely become darker every passing day. You know what they say… a faint line = pregnant.”