Whoa. Thanks to E. for sharing from Craigslist:
“$2900 / 3br – 2500ft2 – Three Bedroom House Available Aug 25-April 30
Seeking renters for my beautiful home in the Bloomingdale area while I’m away on a fellowship for this upcoming academic year. It’s a comfortable, furnished, three bedroom, 2.5 bath house with washer dryer, dishwasher, a/c, nice gas stove and a cute backyard which you can use to park a car if you’re not into street parking.
I feel ethically obligated to disclose that there are also drug dealers next door.
They hang out in front of the house, they litter and they’re noisy. I have been working to ameliorate this situation since they moved in two months ago, but obviously cannot guarantee it will be resolved by the time I leave.
Because of this, I’m offering to rent the house significantly below market value. All utilities are included. Normally I would not allow pets but because of this situation, I am accepting tenants with dogs. Sorry, no cats. I am violently allergic. Happy to discuss more. Thanks!”
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Spring into a new dating experience with The Feels. The format fuses meditation + somatic elements like eye gazes + prompts + compliments. It’s designed to leave you feeling seen + heard. Developed in partnership with Columbia university, ongoing research shows its 2x more effective than a typical singles event + 70% of all attendees report walking out with the contact info for someone they’re excited about.
Ticket price includes a 90-min facilitated experience, unlimited wine, zero proof cocktails, light bites + access to a digital community of folks in DC who are also mindfully dating. The event takes place on Thursday, 5/16 at Yours Truly Hotel at 6:30 PM.
This is for the brave ones. You in?
Under the Gracious Patronage of Minister Adrián Nador, Chargé d’affaires Embassy of Argentina
Featuring Gustavo Ahualli, Melanie Ashkar, Juliette Di Bello, Israel Lozano
Under the Direction of José Antonio Espinal, piano accompaniment
St Mary Armenian Church Annual Spring Food Festival
Come hungry and leave happy! Experience culture, community, and cuisine all in one place. See you at the festival!!!!
Comedy Cabaret
Kick up your heels at Bad Medicine’s COMEDY CABARET extravaganza at the DC Improv Comedy Club on Tuesday, May 21st. Revel in the sights and sounds of this entertaining musical revue, with songs, dance and sketch comedy that will have
