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I’m at Chinatown metro – I just heard, “What kind of millennial are you?!” “I know. I don’t like hummus either, or tomatoes…”
The next six weeks will be a breeze and a blur
Overheard in the Logan Exchange Co-working Lounge:
Young woman to coworker: “Did I tell you I’m killing it at Lent this year!? No beer or wine. Booze only.”
So that’s what the whole ‘Happy Holidays’ thing is all about.
Lyft Line driver from D.C., completely genuinely: “Did you know there are people from other countries who don’t celebrate Christmas? Like India, Jamaica, and Colombia.”
Requiring some serious skills.
In line for the bathroom at Franklin Hall Saturday afternoon.
A guy to two female friends: “I don’t understand why guys and girls can’t cross swords. It would make things move much more quickly.”
The two girls nod in agreement…
Just don’t mix them up.
On the platform at Columbia Heights station, guy talking on his cell phone, “Protein. He ordered protein. Yeah, it is amazing the frequency with which he buys Rogaine and protein.”
It’s a race, it’s a chase, hurry up and feed their face!
Bar on the Hill:
“We are playing chess over here, while they are playing hungry hungry hippos” – on government relations
And when all else fails
GW student having lunch with friends: “So, I emailed all my professors that I have the flu.”
Recent Stories
From an email: “We’re thrilled to host the Make It Mount Pleasant! Spring Arts and Crafts Market on Sunday, April 28! The market will feature more than 50 local artists…
Thanks to Jeff for sending this beautiful convertible Rolls Royce Corniche II:
2444 Wisconsin Avenue, NW Mario’s Trattoria opened in the former Surfside space in Glover Park in 2022. Just noticed the sad sign in the window:
If you have any animal/pet photos you’d like to share please send an email to princeofpetworth(at)gmail(dot)com with ‘Animal Fix’ in the title and say the name of your pet and…
For many remote workers, a messy home is distracting.
You’re getting pulled into meetings, and your unread emails keep ticking up. But you can’t focus because pet hair tumbleweeds keep floating across the floor, your desk has a fine layer of dust and you keep your video off in meetings so no one sees the chaos behind you.
It’s no secret a dirty home is distracting and even adds stress to your life. And who has the energy to clean after work? That’s why it’s smart to enlist the help of professionals, like Well-Paid Maids.
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Comedy Cabaret
Kick up your heels at Bad Medicine’s COMEDY CABARET extravaganza at the DC Improv Comedy Club on Tuesday, May 21st. Revel in the sights and sounds of this entertaining musical revue, with songs, dance and sketch comedy that will have
Metropolitan Beer Trail Passport
The Metropolitan Beer Trail free passport links 11 of Washington, DC’s most popular local craft breweries and bars. Starting on April 27 – December 31, 2024, Metropolitan Beer Trail passport holders will earn 100 points when checking in at the
