“Dear PoPville,
The MPower scam has made it over to Brightwood—I’m by the Piney Branch Safeway and had a rep knock on our door.
I answered, saw the MPower logo on the polo, and said “Ah, you’re the MPower scammers” and closed it, but saw him conferring with two other guys out the window after he left our porch, so they seem to be hitting up the whole area.”