I’d joke but good grief

Update: “Vehicle has been located.”

From MPD:

“MPD is seeking assistance in locating a University of the District of Columbia police vehicle that was stolen overnight from UDC’s campus.

The vehicle is described as a Grey 2020 Ford Explorer bearing DC Registration DC13764.

Have info? Call 202-727-9099/text 50411.”

Full release from MPD:

“Detectives from the Metropolitan Police Department’s Second District are seeking a suspect who stole a police vehicle in the 4200 block of Connecticut Avenue, Northwest.

On Friday, November 10, 2023, at approximately 3:45 am, the suspect stole a University of the District of Columbia (UDC) police vehicle from the campus.

The vehicle is described as a grey 2023 Ford Explorer with the UDC Police badge insignia on both front doors, tinted windows, and ghost lettering. It is pictured below.

The suspect was captured by a surveillance camera and can be seen in the photo below:

Anyone who can identify this suspect or has any information about the whereabouts of this vehicle should take no action but call police at (202) 727-9099 or text your tip to the Department’s TEXT TIP LINE at 50411. The Metropolitan Police Department currently offers a reward of up to $1,000 to anyone who provides information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for a crime committed in the District of Columbia.”