“Dear PoPville,
I walked out of our row house yesterday in Kingman Park and found this huge rack of keys in the grass beside our driveway. The keys being there in the first place is somewhat strange because it would require someone walking about 10-15 feet into my yard and I haven’t had anyone over recently and the water meter is in the front of the house. Maybe someone tossed them into the yard from the alley,
it’s hard to speculate without any information. I’m not really sure what to do with them, but I’d love to get them reunited with their owner because I cannot imagine what it would feel like to lose this amount of keys. Can you help?”