Thanks to M. for sending: “Saw this on my walk this morning on Texas Ave SE. Only got a picture of two of the cars but actually involved four parked cars (and presumably the fifth car that did it and somehow drove away)”
And J. sends a more traditional helluva from Hamilton and North Cap:
It had been 1 day since our last stolen wheels report(s). You can see some MPD suggestions on ways to prevent a Helluva Way to Wake Up here. Others victims have recommended Rimgard. You can read a Witness Describing a Wheel Theft here.