Thanks to Alan for sending above from Manor Park.
And thanks to IJIT for sending below from Eckington (without even a courtesy crate):
And thanks to cs for sending from Capitol Hill:
It had been 4 days since our last stolen wheels report(s). You can see some MPD suggestions on ways to prevent a Helluva Way to Wake Up here. Others victims have recommended Rimgard. You can read a Witness Describing a Wheel Theft here.