Photo via Bright MLS (Ed. note: black box added because the photo was causing the post to get blocked from some offices.)
hahaha thanks to R. for sharing:
“I wouldn’t change a thing here- and it took a few rounds to notice the giant penis in photo 25. Kudos to the realtor for the photography.”
The full listing says:
“Come see this elegant home at the Southwest Waterfront, DC’s hottest new neighborhood. Just blocks to the river and The Wharf, this home’s location offers you amenities that can’t be beat in DC. The impeccable home has floor to ceiling windows, and a glass door off the main living area which leads to a large south and west-facing balcony where you can enjoy relaxing evenings sipping a refreshing libation of your choice. For your culinary and entertaining pursuits, the delightful kitchen is complete with gas cooking and professional designer touches, such as a beautiful subway tiled backsplash and Scalamandre wallcovering. Enjoy chatting with your guests in the open and bright dining and living area, featuring a wonderful floor plan and substantial corner unit windows. The bedrooms both enjoy beautifully custom handcrafted floor-to-ceiling cabinets and bookshelves. The master bedroom has a walk-thru dressing area and bonus ensuite half bath. With custom, professional wallcoverings and painting, and bespoke touches throughout, this ultra-comfortable home is now available for purchase for the first time in 34 years. This building’s corner units much more rarely come up for sale and are the most sough-after. Additionally, this home conveys with the hard-to-acquire garage parking space. With the convenience of a condo fee that includes all utilities, you pay no extras. The condominium campus gives you open spaces and a beautiful swimming pool, while supplying privacy and a relaxing environment. Come enjoy this beautiful, comfortable home and be steps away from the the area’s many, varied features – from The Yards, Nationals Stadium, Audi Stadium for soccer, The Wharf for shopping, dining and concerts, and be right across the street from Metro, more shopping, a grocery store and additional restaurants. Beauty, comfort, convenience and the area’s myriad opportunities await you.”
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