hahaha thanks to Nora for sending:
“and so, this is how it ends? I took a walk yesterday, 1/1/2019–and this is almost the first thing I saw. I know it’s wrong, but it made me laugh. Like, a rapid end to the season with commentary. Other trees were out there too, curbside, but this was the only one looking truly degraded and humiliated.”
Ed. Note: Info on how to properly ‘Recycle Holiday Trees & Greenery in DC’ here.