Thanks to all who passed on this lovely message from NextDoor:
“Not sure how to put this, so let’s plunge right in. At about 3pm today, my roommate looked out her window, which faces into our back steps. For context, these steps are set back pretty far from the alley. To get to them, you’d have to make your way through some brush (we’re not great landscapers).
Anyway, when my roommate looked out the window, she saw two people in the midst of a very special hug. It was a doggy-style special hug, with the woman bent over the steps. I have photo evidence of this, which I know SEEMS creepy until you remember that two strangers were having sex AT MY HOUSE. I will spare you all these photos out of neighborly kindness.
I guess, um, I’m just wondering if this has happened to anyone else? Is there a roving sex gang in Truxton Circle? Was this you, reader? I need answers.
I NEED ANSWERS.”
Paging Best of NextDoor, Cough Cough.
Ed. Note: Back in the day we’d talk about folks leaving dukies on back steps so I guess we should mark this as progress?
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