“Dear PoPville,
Probably the most yuppy thing I’ve ever written, but last night just after 9pm a guy nabbed our pumpkins. We aren’t sure if this raises to the level of informing the police but wanted to share with you. He may have hit other houses as well. We live on 8th and upshur.
Just click the link to watch it but don’t wait too long–this link will only work for 24 hours.”
